Wednesday 13 June 2007

Wednesday's Wrongdoings

Thought we could use some midweek humour. These are actual mistakes from church bulletins.

Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.

Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.

Enjoy your day today.

3 comments:

A2 said...

Thanks for your humour every once in a while!

Mike said...

You mean I am only funny once in awhile, not all the time ;)

A2 said...

well, sometimes you are very serious.