Here are ten signs you are either probably not in church or probably should not be in church on Sunday.
10. You keep looking at your watch, and wonder why the service is not finished yet.
9. The kids are not misbehaving during the service, so you take the initiative and get things going.
8. You park in the handicap spot, so you can be the first one out after service.
7. You keep watching the nursery monitor for your number to come up so you can leave the service.
6. You look over at the lady next to you in the congregation and wonder where she got her hat.
5. There are only front row seats left so you decide to leave.
4. You read the bulletin, or some book to take you mind off the sermon.
3. The offering plate comes by, and you offer to take.
2. You ask your husband before leaving for church, how does what I am wearing look?
1. You are too busy at home making a list of why you shouldn't be in church instead of being there.
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